TEN REASONS WHY I LOVE KENYA.

1.       Kenya is the only country where we watch karate instead of parliament proceedings.

2.       It is only in Kenya where we promise kids laptops and give them condoms instead.

3.       It is only in Kenya where a land grabber is known to be a private developer.

4.       It is only in Kenya where MPs pass a bill on their salary increment faster than that of country security.

5.       It is only in Kenya where most universities are named after dead people.

6.       It is only in Kenya where being a governor is like seducing your boss’ wife. “you can lose your job anytime”

7.       It is only in Kenya where a footballer sliding on the pitch is like signing a contract to sit on a wheel chair.

8.       It is only in Kenya where there exist The University of The 21st Century. Ironically, they have a corridor as their administration block.

9.       It is only in Kenya where we have 47 counties.

10.   It is only in Kenya where we have one of the state houses situated in Kisumu but the president has never visited the city since he got into power.